a) Sometimes Steve works the night shift so there is some shushing around here if he is asleep during the day.
b) Ethan has been getting a dime every time he does his jobs around the house (putting away the silverware, Tupperware and pots).
So onto today:
Ethan: :being loud:
Me: Ethan, that is too loud for inside.
Ethan: Shh, Dad's seeping.
Me: No, Dad's not sleeping it is just too loud.
Ethan: Dad's seeping.
Me: No, Dad's at work. Dad's doing his job.
Ethan: Dad gets dimes. Dad's getting dimes.