Sometimes I'm really curious about what goes on in the minds of my kids. Then I have a conversation like this with my toddler:
Ethan: Don't pee-pee in my underpants.
Me: That's right, don't pee-pee in your underpants, that's a no-no.
Ethan: Eat pee-pees? (with a big grin on his face)
Me: No, we don't eat pee-pee, that's gross.
Ethan: Mama eat poop? (followed by copious amounts of giggling)
Me: No, Mama does not eat poop.
Ethan: Only eat beef.
Me: Yes, sometimes we eat beef. (???)
Ethan: Eat beef.
So there you have it: eat beef.